Today's horoscope:

"You're gifted with strong clarity today. Like never before, you know what to do. Aren't you tired of sitting on some old dreams and saying, 'One day'? That day is today. Make an investment in your talent and you'll see a much bigger payoff than you could have ever dreamed."

Holy crap! Apparently today is really REALLY important in my life! I spent it getting lost in Cedar Rapids and napping. Hmm....