Overheard in a coffee shop

I can't send this in to Overheard in New York because it happened in Des Moines, but I thought it warranted repeating.

Three local politicos are having breakfast at the counter.

Local mayor: I'm going to see "The 300" this weekend.
Journalist: I hear that it's good, except the guy who plays King Leonidas always shouts the end of his sentence. (Imitates King Leonidas) We're going to go UP THAT HILL!
Lobbyist: (rolls eyes) He's been doing that imiation all week.
Journalist: Well, I imagine it would have an effect on his personal life. (imitates again) Ok kids, have a good day AT SCHOOL! Honey, I want to make love TO YOU!
Mayor: Would you shut up about King Lentitis.
Lobbyist: Lentitis?
Mayor: King Lentitis, King Colitis, whatever.
Journalist: I'm not getting ENOUGH ROUGHAGE!
Mayor: My kingdom for some lettuce!